J. G. Ballard, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Brooke Shields and The Dukes of Hazzard - Bruce Hainley on misinformation and fakery in the signatures of Richard Prince
'Even though he wasn't wearing silken gowns right out of Liberty's and his long blonde hair no longer fell wavily past his shoulders David Bowie was looking yummy. He'd slipped into an elegant patterned type of combat suit, very tight around the legs, with the shirt unbuttoned to reveal a full expanse of white torso. The trousers were turned up at the calves to allow a better glimpse of a huge pair of red plastic boots with at least three inch rubber soles; and the hair was Vidal Sassooned into such impeccable shape that one held one's breath in the case the slight breeze from the open window dared to ruffle it. I wish you could have been there to varda him; he was so super.'
